12/27/2023 0 Comments Mens fashion faux pas![]() Take cues from the Most Interesting Man in the World, but not Cletus. Facial hair is best kept full or non-existant. Just like Spock or AJ from the Backstreet Boys, you deserve to be teleported to a world far far away, where you can do no white-trash harm. If you want to wear a hat, go baseball or panama with a beige suit. Regardless, the trilby is just a shit look. The TrilbyĮvery Spring Carnival I see guys rocking these oddball hats with their suits, so it pains me to know that you MUST have a hat to enter men’s fashions on the field. The great tale of Bluebeard says he kept his many wives intrigued by his closet of secrets. The girls or boys you might think you’re impressing are not the types you want to take home to meet Mum. Going Shirtless In PublicĮven if you have a body carved by the gods (RIP Zyzz), it still doesn’t give you the right to take your shirt off at every public occasion. It’s time to let them go and invest in some aviators. The lads who sport them…let’s not go there. The Prada, Dior, D&G brands seem to be the worst offenders in these wrap sunglass types. No matter how much further these go into the time/space continuum, guys continue to wear them. Speed Dealer Sunglasses Look at me, I’m about to do something illegal As soon as you see slight wear, stains or funky odour, it’s time to send them to the big underwear draw in the sky. Also it’s important to note that underwear has a shelf-life. If it’s on the internet, then people are buying it. I can’t say I’ve seen much bad underwear in my life, but I know it’s out there. Remember, a suit should make you feel like a king. Whether you’re slim or a little portly, you need to embrace the fit. I don’t care what brand of suit you buy or even if it’s your Dad’s, you should always have a suit tailored to fit you. Get a cab, get black socks and get serious. It’s like drink driving, just don’t do it. Whether you’re in a rush to make happy hour or get in line for a spit roast, you should never ever wear white socks with a suit or dark jeans and pants. I shouldn’t still have to bang on about this, but guys are not listening. White Socks & Black Shoes A classic blunder If you want to wear jewellery, keep it ultra simple- either don’t wear any or check out a guy named Johnny Ramli. This category is not limited to shark tooth necklaces, but all novelty or nature-inspired neck hanging devices. ![]() I used to rock it out with my Cross Colours / Happy Pants. Take the above example – if you think this is good, then I suggest you read this article. You will soon understand that shoes women notice do not come in packs of three. Men’s dress shoes should not look like camels feet, not should they have a sharp square toe. Bad Dress Shoes Kill it with fireĬhoosing shoes can be a difficult task, but if you think that bargain = good, then you have it even harder. These will be something your girl (or guy) WANTS to wear the next morning. Don’t get ‘spicy’ with your choice of shirts, I suggest taking a step back and sticking with basic colours and fine patterns. If you think you have a place in Operation Desert Schmuck, then think again. Patterns (like these) should be reserved for SAS soldiers deep within the PNG jungle. You’re interesting, a shirt like this is not. The Interesting Shirt Enter RDJ’s unkempt vagina shirt Mug Refilling Of The Common Take Away Latte.Runners (For Running) Or Ratty Sneakers With Your Suit.Shirt Collars Outside The Jacket Lapels.Exercising In Fitness Leggings Without Shorts.To top things off: the billionaire had decided to tuck his Genie blue tie into his trousers – as if in a final two-finger gesture to the fashion regulators.īut why am I chastising an 86-year-old for wearing red trousers? Purely because it is a well known fact that they are an unforgivable sign of a certain type of hopeless posh-dom. The aforementioned poll found that Britons are nearly ‘four times more likely to dislike men wearing red trousers than to like them’. Will the red trousers have helped the case? Absolutely, categorically not. An outing in which a judge ruled that he failed to pay his ex-wife £245,000 in legal fees and maintenance after their divorce. The red pantalon was deemed just the thing by Sir Frederick Barclay, the proprietor of the Telegraph and former owner of the Ritz, to wear to his High Court outing last week. Nearly a decade after the defining YouGov poll that clearly illustrated that red trousers were an irredeemable fashion faux pas – they’re back in the news. Sir Frederick Barclay arrives at Royal Courts of Justice in ‘those’ red trousers Tayfun Salci/ZUMA Press Wire/Alamy
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